My school district wants to extend the school year by two weeks! HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLP! It's all so unreasonable! It'll make kids hate school even more, throw off schedules, and the teachers are being payed little enough already. And that's not just for the U.S. in general, but my town is already practically bankrupt! What could possibly drive them to earn the hatrid of hundreds of students, further overwork the teachers, and further indebt the town? We even have to close down three schools already! I've presented this and other arguments to them. If you have any more suggestions to make them see reason, please comment on this article.S.O.S.!